An online poll conducted in the ’90s set Vitaly Komar, Alex Melamid and David Soldier on a quest to create the most annoying song ever. After gathering data about people’s least favorite music and lyrical subjects, they did the unthinkable: they combined them into a single monstrosity, specifically engineered to sound unpleasant to the maximum percentage of listeners.
Amazingly, this “most unwanted music” contains little dissonance — that would have been too easy. For the most part, they seem to have tried to assemble these elements in a listenable way.
Komar & Melamid and David Soldier’s list of undesirable elements included holiday music, bagpipes, pipe organ, a children’s chorus and the concept of children in general (really?), Wal-Mart, cowboys, political jingoism, George Stephanopoulos, Coca Cola, bossanova synths, banjo ferocity, harp glissandos, oompah-ing tubas and much, much more. It’s actually a fascinating listen, worthwhile for the opera rapping alone.
i want to rip my hair out
i want to die
oh my fucking god this is the funniest thing i’ve ever heard
I’M LEGITIMATELY LAUGHING MY ASS OFF OMG.
…I actually liked the part before the opera rapping in the beginning.
Then the opera rapping came, and I decided to hurry up and reblog this and not listen to the rest.
I CAN’T HANDLE THIS
HOLY SHIT THIS SLKGJSLFDJGSRKLDGDFLKJXCV
//m y e a r s m y l i f e w h a t h a v e y o u d o n e//
This is beautiful~<3
is this miranda sings